For the ladies

HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I’d rather have the money.
HE : I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.
HE : Hi. Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must’ve [...]

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SOME THINGS TO THINK ABOUT

Can you cry under water?
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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Why do you have to “put your two cents in”.. but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts”? Where’s that extra penny going ?
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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